Thursday, December 18, 2008

College Nostalgia

College Nostalgia

1. Classic example for students of different age groups:
 
1st to 3rd :  Hey i studied everything for the exam da

4th to 6th : Hey tat question was very hard da so i dint read tat.

6th to 10th : Hey studied only important questions.

10th to 12th : Dai 4 chapters is enough according to blue print.

College Students: Machi nalaiku enna exam?
 
 
 
2. Bharadhithasan Univ pattern of questions for Arts students.

i) Jack can walk at 15km per hour and joseph can walk 12 km per hour. What is Joseph's second sister name?

ii) A ball of dia 10 cm is dropped from height of 5 mts wit a force of 18 newton. What is the colour of the ball?

iii) A ship of weight 30 ton is travelling along west wit a speed of 10 nautical miles per hour. What is the captain's coffee brand?

iv) If a car is suddenly stopped at 80km/hr, what is the name of the driver?

Enna koduma sir ethu!!!!!
 
 
 
3. During exam how do boys manage time.
 
i) Counting no of girls.
ii) Sighting the lady supervisor.
iii) Counting how many doors and windows
iv) Seeing the brand name of pen.
v) Feelings for wasting yesterday's night.
vi) Feeling to study well for next exam.

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